This year we began at Yosemite. And. It. Was. Awesomeness.
Except for this...
And this...
The above totally happened while I was rescuing an abandoned, starving, impoverished, infant baby squirrel from the mighty Merced river at the cusp of Nevada Falls ...as he/she (hard to tell with infant baby squirrels) was about to plunge to his/her death…
OR while I was walking on a PAVED, FLAT trail and totally bit it hard for no real discernible reason except to prove that gravity exists...You are WELCOME gravity.
I just totally validated your entire existence. Single. Handedly.
Booom.
I am clearly in charge here.
The above totally happened while I was rescuing an abandoned, starving, impoverished, infant baby squirrel from the mighty Merced river at the cusp of Nevada Falls ...as he/she (hard to tell with infant baby squirrels) was about to plunge to his/her death…
OR while I was walking on a PAVED, FLAT trail and totally bit it hard for no real discernible reason except to prove that gravity exists...You are WELCOME gravity.
I just totally validated your entire existence. Single. Handedly.
Booom.
I am clearly in charge here.
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