North Korea, Crabs & Kim Kardashian

So tonight at family dinner I managed to introduce my neices/nephews to a few previously undiscussed topics; Slutty-ness, Infidelity, and STD's (crabs, specifically). 

Jesus.

Does my sister even TALK at all to these children?

In my defense, if Kim Kardashian weren't on the cover of the tabloids this week all unfortunate-looking and still-wedded-to-the-man-who-is-not-her-baby-daddy pregnant-like, the latter two subjects would never have come up.

Soooo, OBVIOUSLY, this is ALL Kim Kardashian's fault.

Incidentally, I also blame North Korea's nuclear proliferation on Kim Kardashian. 

I mean, she's clearly a liability in general for all self-respecting humans...amiright?