Shit and Dammit.
I am in trouble.
Apparently, my adorable 4 year old niece is using "bad words" at preschool and it is all MY fault (of course).
Frankly, I think the whole thing is ridiculous.
I mean "shit" I get. "Shit" is, I think, universally understood to be a bad word. You should never use that word and I am sincerely sorry for teaching it to her. (although, in my defense, I am not the ONLY person using that word around here...but WHATEVS)
But 'dammit'...really? When did "dammit" become a bad word?
Clearly preschool teachers are a WEE bit uptight these days. Particularly when the aforementioned 4 year old's use of "dammit" seems situationally appropriate.
EXAMPLES:
She gets frustrated when a toy isn't working right and so she says "Oh, Dammit. This isn't working right!"
Totally understandable.
A fellow 4 year old is not cooperating at nap time and she says, "Oh Dammit Preston, why don't you sleep already?"
Also very appropriate, I think. I mean, why the hell ISN'T Preston sleeping already? It's NAP time-universally acknowledged to be the time in which you nap or at least fake-nap.
Preston is clearly a moron, and what is the word "dammit" for if not to express frustration over the inadequacies of others?!
Why this is all MY fault is a mystery to me.
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