I'm sure you're SO surprised that lil ole me has used inappropriate words so much that autocorrect now makes really EMBARRASSING corrections that I don't notice until after I hit "SEND"
Seriously though, WTF autocorrect?
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BITCH?
I feel like autocorrect is like that really hot side piece that you don't want your main piece to know about only it can't keep it's damn mouth shut about anything so it keeps ratting you out to your friends and before you know it EVERYONE knows all your business.
I know y'all know what that's like you sluts you.
Recently my coworkers & I scheduled a Dim Sum lunch date.
I was particularly looking forward to the pork buns.
So much so that I skipped breakfast, AND my mid-morning snack AND my mid-mid-morning snack so that I could save room for the pork buns.
As the agreed upon time approached one coworker was missing in action.
Eager to indulge my love of pork buns I was approaching the state of HANGRY.
Hangry=when you get so hungry your blood sugar drops & you become simultaneously hungry AND angry.
Hungry + Angry=HANGRY
So I texted her to see WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG.
Said coworker arrived shortly thereafter...
Me: OMG, sorry dude.
Coworker: How many times do you have to use the word "porn" exactly before autocorrect just assumes that's what you mean when you enter "P-O-R" into your phone?
Coworker: Because for me it would automatically correct that to be "PORK", not "PORN"...
Me: Well, I guess that's what we would call a difference in priorities...
Then there was this time...
I just can't win.