I think we may have covered this previously but alcohol has destroyed my brain cells so...whatevs.
I shall from henceforth refer to this occupation as...The Job.
I know, so original. Whatever. Stop judging me.
To keep from being sued and/or fired I shall reveal precious little in detail except, of course, for the things that are hilarious and/or ridiculous (names may be changed to protect the totally lame people I encounter whilst working).
So far I can reveal the following:
2. My clientele is very diverse and