WTF Wednesdays: 1984

Dear Lady In Front Of Me At The Grocery Store,

All I want is two bananas and a box 'o wine.  Hurry your fat, old, a** up with your check-writing self.

YOU ARE IN MY WAY.

WTF.

Thanks.

p.s. 1984 called, they want their checkbook back.  W.T.F.