First Rule of Fair Going....WINE.

Dear Four-Year-Old-Neice Who I Agreed To Take To The Local Fair,

The first rule of fair-going with your favorite Aunt is that the Wine Garden comes before the Petting Zoo. 

What? 

Don’t look at me, I didn’t make the rules.  I just follow them.  To the Wine Garden.

Love,

Your Favorite Aunt Ever (also the person who gives you candy when you're mom says 'No'...lest you forget)