My dad just walked into the living room (where i am watching TV and trying to think of something clever to blog) and closed the blinds that face the not-so-busy street...
And then the following dialogue occurred: (I swear, I could not MAKE this up)
Dad: (staring at me accusingly) um, what if there's someone out there stalking beautiful women?
Me: That depends; what kind of job does he have and what kind of car does he drive?
Dad: *without missing a BEAT* He kills women and I can't tell because he's parked around the corner
Me: Well then, by all means, lock the door while you're at it.
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