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Occasionally I will post a new word I learned.
I will post this on a WEDNESDAY because alliterations are awesome and I'm desperate for any kind of gimmick that will make people want to read my blog....
Wednesdays Word is: DENTAL DAM.
I learned this new word at work (of course), via my favorite cubby mate-we share a row which totally makes us, like, total BFF's y'all...especially because I'm socially awkward and making actual BFF's is damn near impossible when you're afraid of, like, all people....
Your word, my friends is: DENTAL DAM.
Imma give you a minute to look it up...I recommend you Google it, but be careful to ensure that you click on "images" before hitting the "google search" button.
Trust me.
I know of this which I speak.
Go ahead. I'll wait....
Sorry, I couldn't wait....OMG LOOK:
I just...
There's no telling, y'all...the internet is just not a safe place.
And then there's this...
I don't even want to know what's going on here...
I also found this:
Sorry, my friend, it's not your FINGERS that are supposed to trigger your gag...unless this is how you pre-game? Also, good job with the sunglasses though...no one will EVER recognize you that way...Genius.
But for God's sake, don't SWALLOW...
Even the Pope himself is a fan....
Oh Google....you so crazy.
Ok, I'm SORRY but if that doesn't make you want to go out and shove someone's dick in your mouth then-ugh, I CANNOT HELP YOU and this whole blog is a giant WASTE OF MY TIME.
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