Why I Should Not Be In Charge...EVER.

The problem with taking 2 kids to the Zoo in these t-shirts...

 

 

 

...is that people inevitably want to know what happened to “Thing 1” & “Thing 2".

Apparently the WRONG response is any of the following:
 

1. Oh, we’re polygamists...

2. I sold them

3. OH SHIT

4. *exasperated sigh* I don't know, I can only keep track of 2 AT A TIME
 

5. Who?

6. Well *insert dramatic eye roll* I had to give the Tooth Fairy SOMEthing in return now didn’t I?

7. Last time I saw 'em they's a playin’ over there by the Chubacabra habitat..
 

8. Oh, they were Aliens so I returned them…

9. My Shih Tzu ate them

10. It was Obamacare. Obama magically evaporated 2 of my children with his "liberal agenda".