Attention Earth:
Though I have it based on no real authority, reason nor factual information whatsoever, I am pretty sure that these puppies:
are laced with PURE crack and are part of some kind of Obama-care/left-wing liberal agenda conspiracy theory that, once consumed, will secretly coerce you into a GAY marriage as well as lead you towards sympathy for other LIBERAL leaning agendas such as the proliferation of LIQUID nacho cheese at sporting events, universal admiration of The History Channel, and the acceptance of “Crocs” as appropriate footwear.
are laced with PURE crack and are part of some kind of Obama-care/left-wing liberal agenda conspiracy theory that, once consumed, will secretly coerce you into a GAY marriage as well as lead you towards sympathy for other LIBERAL leaning agendas such as the proliferation of LIQUID nacho cheese at sporting events, universal admiration of The History Channel, and the acceptance of “Crocs” as appropriate footwear.
May God have mercy on your
soul.
No comments:
Post a Comment