Welcome Back People for whom I am
housesitting!!!
I hope the vacay was awesome. Many interesting things happened whilst you
were gone (none of which demonstrate irresponsibility on my part.)
1)
I fed & watered your black lab, Rosie.
2)
My Shih Tzu, Mabel, ate some of her own poo.
3)
I learned how to make AWESOME homemade pizza.
4)
I accidentally set fire to some pizza dough in
the oven (you really should check the batteries in your smoke detectors…no
reason, just a feeling I have…that maybe you should do that, but not because of
flame or smoke or anything)
5)
I ate some really awesome homemade pizza
6)
Your black Labrador, Rosie, ate burned pizza
dough nothing but the dog food that I was supposed to provide for her and got
diarrhea did not get any diarrhea because she only ate her own dog food.
7)
I slept on the couch and learned that your
couch is infested with bedbugs received 22 different bites from some
unknown/unseen blood sucking insect that may or may not be bedbugs-four of
which were on my face and caused me untold psychological trauma. I’m thinking of suing.
8)
Mabel ate some more poo, some of which may not have been her own. Your backyard lawn is VERY clean.
9)
Rosie ate a pair of my socks and they have yet
to come out her nether regions…so if those show up let me know. Seriously.
Let me know. Those were $4 socks.
10)
Also, I may have forgotten to flush one (or all)
of the toilets before I left.
Love,
Me
Love,
Me
